Crackers With Less Cheese: In case you haven’t already heard, Longwood’s funding has suffered a $3.5 million cut from the $30 million in general funding. All the other state schools received similar shaftings.
The End of a Dumbass Era: The two-headed duck thing, also known as Two-Headed Trojan Duck or Tacky McTacky, is finally gone. Freshmen must now search for a new eyesore as a backdrop for their photos. Here’s a good start.
Why Longwood? Pocketcams, bitch: So we recently found this hidden hunk of wonderfulness…

“Their classes. Their activities. Their thoughts. Their friends.”
After we finished the last season of ”The Sopranos” this summer, we were wondering where we’d now get our daily drama fix. Fix found.
Unfortunately, despite the website’s claim that each week they’ll be posting an “episode from their life,” three of the seven bloggers have so far submitted exactly dick.

Maybe they are saying that life at Longwood is mostly about forgetting important shit you were supposed to do. We would buy that.