Where not to dispense bodily fluids, and other miscellanea for your Thursday

Remember:  The SGA is hosting a Student Services Open Forum this evening at six in the Lankford Ballroom.  Never have so many prominent members of the Longwood community been gathered together at one time.  That’s a fact.

In Your Rotunda: These folks know how to grab you by the lapels and keep you reading.   Here’s how they do it:  begin with a word, a word the simpleton reader may not understand.  Give the word’s definition.  Proceed to lecture.

For example, here’s a word:  irony.    Definition:  when a WMLU member, fresh from being issued an official reprimand on Sunday by her fellow board member, publishes an article in the Rotunda titled “Apathy IS a Problem.” The editors knew what they were doing when they filed this baby in the Entertainment section.

Is it possible to capture the essence of Longwood’s students and staff in a single photo?:

frazer Yes!

UPDATE: We originally wrote that the WMLU member/Rotunda writer was “raked across the coals.”  This was an exaggeration.   Based on the descriptions of the Sunday night meeting, the proceedings were civil.

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One Response to Where not to dispense bodily fluids, and other miscellanea for your Thursday

  1. Hillary says:

    Why do you even have to target one person? Thats just fighting fire with fire. It’s immature and uncalled for even if it is a gossip site. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. last time i checked we live on Earth and WE ARE HUMAN! I mean yeah everyone calls people out and what not but I thought here at Longwood we try to teach people not to judge other people. And that is exactly what you are doing. If you really wanted to write something about this why did you have to target someone and not write something in general about a general population or an organization. Last time I checked we weren’t going to college to learn to be Perez Hilton, leave that targeting and drama for the high schoolers and celebrities. This is college.

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