When we say the phrase “ways to cope with the final quarter of a stressful semester” you’re probably going to think of things like alcohol, prayer, and plagiarism. Certainly these work — for some people. But what about the student not yet old enough to purchase alcohol, or too poor to purchase online term papers, or too morally bankrupt to pray? What can she do to survive these last weeks and cast off this mortal coil?
Answer:
Yes, Prank Week is upon us! A time to relieve your stress by causing stress in others! If you’re in the library, stand up in your chair and howl “Woooooooodyyyyyyy” like the slinky dog in Toy Story. Everyone will know that prank week is upon us.
Remember: A good prank means no one gets physically hurt. Mental injuries, of course, are fine. Indeed, a bruised pride is often the consequence of a good prank, which is great, because it begets retaliation. Everyone gets to have fun!
This week, we will be chronicling a few of Longwood’s notable pranks of yore. If you have a well documented prank of your own, a few photos or maybe well written description of the event, email us (longwoodhole@gmail.com). And if you’ve never done one before — what the hell are you waiting for? Head on out to CVS, buy a value pack of feminine napkins, and let the shenanigans begin!
