Dearest readers,
Our office is under siege. A great blast this afternoon nearly knocked the front door from its hinges. Phone lines have been disconnected, cell phones are jammed, and we suspect our wireless connection — which we have been using illegally — will soon be disabled, too.
As we prepare for the imminent breach of our offices, shredding documents and stomping external hard drives, one thing does remain constant: our resolve to fight this war to the very bitter end! Indeed, we will deactivate this website before we let it fall into the hands of the enemy!
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