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		<title>How I will deal with the cheaters</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m starting to get a kick out of teaching; it makes me feel like a patriarch.  Ninety-plus needy children, some of them looking to me for guidance, some of them seeking to rebel.  All dependent on my benevolence. As any patriarch knows, ninety-plus kids are comparable to a barrel of apples.  In my case, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=526&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kizer Sentenced</title>
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		<title>INTERVIEW: The girl who got paid to watch us shop</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We worried for Ashley this summer.  Poor thing, it seemed like every time we visited Walmart there she was, steering her cart slowly down the aisles, listening to her iPod, like it was her job.   Turns out, it was her job.  This summer Ashley, a rising senior at Longwood, helped her local Walmart catch shoplifters.  She recently spoke with The Longwood Hole about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=108&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Walking the walk, stalking the stalk</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stalking, like streaking and the sale of Adderall, is one of the few aspects of college life not yet measured by US News and World Report.  Still, it happens, and it&#8217;s never pretty.  There are very serious legal consequences&#8211;but also, stalking can be a killer to your GPA!  We&#8217;ve witnessed one acquaintance who flunked out of two grad programs in as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=102&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Noise Ordinance No Longer Enforced.  Hell yeeee-ah.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because of an April court case in VA beach , the town of Farmville no longer enforces its draconian noise ordinance.  While the town code does not reflect these changes, a phone call to the police department confirmed that, indeed, Farmville 5-0 will no longer be handing out tickets if you drive down Main Street listening to rap music.  So for the celebration, we&#8217;re thinking a convoy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=95&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Longwood student&#8217;s bro-tastic summer gets really real</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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