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		<title>The Unflappables</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were innocently browsing the Janet D. Greenwood Library&#8217;s website when we noticed a little chatbox&#8230; We do love to chat.  God help us, we love it so!  However, the library folks won&#8217;t talk with you unless you need help.   Well, golly, what a coincidence!  People are always telling us how we need serious help! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=278&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stop the fake, satirical presses!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend, a friend posted this video from The Onion News Network.   We watched it and agreed that, yes, the featured protester near the beginning of the video, Lynn Holzer, did look a hell of a lot like former Longwood Spanish professor Susan Hildebrandt.  Dr. Hildebrandt, who moved this summer to teach at Illinois State University, we [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=161&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden went to Longwood.  For a semester. Maybe.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[W&#38;M had Jon Stewart.  Hampden-Sydney had Colbert…for a few semesters before he tranferred to Northwestern.  Now Longwood can claim its own funny man: Vice President Joe Biden!  This from the always-protean notable alumni page on Wikipedia.   A hoax or the real thing?  You decide!   <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=5&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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