In this week’s Rotunda: Green Drama

September 23, 2009

This week, as we followed the Rotunda‘s admirable coverage of the First Avenue murders, we noticed a curious amount of responses to Rebekah Tucker’s opinion piece regarding Longwood’s funding.  

Remember how she used her first piece to complain that no one was utilizing the website’s commenting system for thoughtful responses?  This time there were lots of thoughtful responses.

There was criticism for her grammar, spelling, fact-checking, snarkiness, even for her assumption that the ghost of Dr. Jarman would disapprove of renovation.  

And it was not just students.  A poster named “Ramesh Rao” even chimed in:

“It is snarky in tone, uninformed, and takes pot shots at people in a manner that is ‘cringe-worthy’. Let not the excuse — ‘We are students, we work very hard on the newspaper, sometimes we say things we should not’ — be offered here. Reporting and commenting is a serious business, and one should take them seriously.”  

Rao would know about this, as he was once the faculty advisor for the Rotunda, and has contributed to the Richmond Times-Dispatch op-ed page.  Still, we were surprised he chose to leave a comment visible to everyone, instead of sending an email to Tucker or to the current faculty advisor.  Actually, we weren’t surprised at all. 

The responses continued.  A poster named “john graham” made the case that, tone and mechanical errors aside, Tucker’s piece had a real point to make.  We agreed with Graham — so did a few others on the comment board.

Today, in addition to Rebekah Tucker’s mea culpa, there is a Letter to the Editor from none other than T. Jordan Miles III ©, who took time from his busy schedule — which includes blogging for the Real Life Longwood — to express righteous outrage and come to the defense of The Great Dismal Swamp of Longwood.  

That’s certainly not necessary; we all know The Great Dismal Swamp can more than defend itself.  

As for Tucker’s apology, it was mature and timely, reflecting both the Rotunda‘s growing pains and good intentions.


The weekend we got block rocked

September 14, 2009

You think you partied too much this weekend?  Check out The Great Dismal Swamp of Longwood…

swamp

(photo credit: The Longwood Hole)

What happened here?

"Uhhhh dude, I had, like, five Long Island Ice Teas.  Don't hate."

"Dude, I had, like, five Long Island Ice Teas Saturday night. Leave me alone."

One thing on which we’re not about to hate is Rock the Block, which was a success for everyone — even the townies skulking for some free food.  We witnessed this priceless scene at the Dominos tent:

Townie:  Hey, gimme a slice.

Dominos:  This is for students only.

Townie:  What’d you say?

Dominos:  This is for students only.

Townie:  Oh.

Dominos:  Yeah.

Townie: …

Dominos:  Sorry.

Townie:  Gimme some pizza.

Dominos:  Excuse me?

Townie:  What?

Dominos:  What?

Townie:  What’d you say to me?

Dominos:  …

Townie: …

Dominos:  Just take a slice.

Reminds you of when Oedipus met the sphinx and hustled it out of a slice of pizza? Us too.  Conclusion: Everybody wins at Rock the Block!

It was also a busy weekend for the members of The Real Life Longwood.  Six of seven have now posted blog entries!  That’s progress.

Luke apparently didn’t get the memo.

LUKE

(photo credit: The Longwood Hole)


Thursday Miscellanea

September 10, 2009

Crackers With Less Cheese:  In case you haven’t already heard, Longwood’s funding has suffered a $3.5 million cut from the $30 million in general funding.  All the other state schools received similar shaftings.        

The End of a Dumbass Era:    The two-headed duck thing, also known as Two-Headed Trojan Duck or Tacky McTacky, is finally gone.  Freshmen must now search for a new eyesore as a backdrop for their photos.  Here’s a good start.    

Why Longwood?  Pocketcams, bitch: So we recently found this hidden hunk of wonderfulness

 the real life longwood

“Their classes.  Their activities.  Their thoughts.  Their friends.” 

After we finished the last season of ”The Sopranos” this summer, we were wondering where we’d now get our daily drama fix.  Fix found.  

Unfortunately, despite the website’s claim that each week they’ll be posting an “episode from their life,” three of the seven bloggers have so far submitted exactly dick. 

update

 

Maybe they are saying that life at Longwood is mostly about forgetting important shit you were supposed to do.  We would buy that.


Member of English Dynasty Sought for Study Session

August 19, 2009

Let’s examine the many different ways in which we’re going green, courtesy The Great Dismal Swamp of Longwood:

swamp

Scenic, breathtaking, etc, etc.  We tried to make a wish and toss a nickel in the water, but the slime caught the nickel and threw it back at us…

"Step the fuck off!  Don't be throwing your coins in my home!  I got private donors funding me!  Bitch!"

"Step the fuck off! Don't be throwing your coins in my home! I got private donors funding me! Bitch!"

   Nothing worse than arrogant, entitled Swamp Things. 

Here’s this: 

tudor


No Free Printing at Greenwood Library–But That’s Fine! We Get a Swamp in Return!

August 7, 2009

All that glorious free printing at Greenwood Library students once enjoyed?   Gone, son.  

page

(image credit: The Longwood Hole)

 

Let’s crunch the numbers.  Getting rid of one-hundred and fifty black and white prints at nine cents saves the school $13.50 per student.  The school website claims 4700 students go to Longwood.  So, all told, they’re potentially saving $63,450, and that’s not including the cash they’ll pull in by charging instead offering the services for free. 

In these Challenging Economic Times, difficult choices must be made–with state money.  But as long as we got that private money a comin’, we got shit to build, son!   

 

A swamp.  You know, cause we're lacking in skeeter diversity.

You think a swamp comes cheap? Sheeeeeeeit. (photo credit: The Longwood Hole)

Free printing or The Most Useless Sidewalk on Campus?

You think a Sidewalk to Nowhere is just gonna build itself? Bitch, please. (photo credit: The Longwood Hole)

Free printing or Big Ass Checkerboard?

Look! A Big-Ass Checkerboard! You're welcome! (photo credit: The Longwood Hole)


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