Remember:  The SGA is hosting a Student Services Open Forum this evening at six in the Lankford Ballroom.  Never have so many prominent members of the Longwood community been gathered together at one time.  That’s a fact.

In Your Rotunda: These folks know how to grab you by the lapels and keep you reading.   Here’s how they do it:  begin with a word, a word the simpleton reader may not understand.  Give the word’s definition.  Proceed to lecture.

For example, here’s a word:  irony.    Definition:  when a WMLU member, fresh from being issued an official reprimand on Sunday by her fellow board member, publishes an article in the Rotunda titled “Apathy IS a Problem.” The editors knew what they were doing when they filed this baby in the Entertainment section.

Is it possible to capture the essence of Longwood’s students and staff in a single photo?:

Yes!

UPDATE: We originally wrote that the WMLU member/Rotunda writer was “raked across the coals.”  This was an exaggeration.   Based on the descriptions of the Sunday night meeting, the proceedings were civil.