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		<title>NOTICE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog is now under new management.  A full explanation to come on Monday.  Have a blessed weekend! 
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		<title>· · · — — — · · ·</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/06/%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%e2%80%94-%e2%80%94-%e2%80%94-%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%c2%b7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest readers,
Our office is under siege.   A great blast this afternoon nearly knocked the front door from its hinges.  Phone lines have been disconnected, cell phones are jammed,  and we suspect our wireless connection &#8212; which we have been using illegally &#8212; will soon be disabled, too.
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		<title>GLORIOUS WAR!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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The LU Report fired back today.  Good stuff, especially if your definition of good stuff is craven lies and somber elitism! 
Let us not forget the words of Plato:  &#8220;Only the dead have seen the end of blog wars.&#8221;
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		<title>Blog War</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Yesterday, we discussed something that made us glad &#8211; The General getting the nod.  Today, we&#8217;re going to discuss something that makes us both sad &#8212; and, also, very, very mad.  We&#8217;re talking, of course, about The LU Report.
First of all, we&#8217;re entirely supportive of competition in the realm of Student-Run Blogs about Longwood.  Except [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&blog=8901489&post=933&subd=thelongwoodhole&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, hell yeah!:  The General officially gets the nod</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ll try to stop referring to him as The General, since he wants to come to Longwood not &#8220;as a general, but as a university president.&#8220;
Sounds like a plan.  We&#8217;re sincerely excited, and wish our future president all the best.  Tomorrow, we will begin batting around nickname ideas &#8212; leave your suggestions in comments section.
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		<title>Brigadier General Patrick Finnegan will be Longwood&#8217;s next president</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rumor that a certain West Point Dean is encamped at the Hampton Inn in Farmville tonight is not the only reason we&#8217;re 10000000% certain that Patrick Finnegan will get the nod.
The contest has been his to lose ever since he appeared on campus and dominated the Open Forum.   At that event, he came [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&blog=8901489&post=917&subd=thelongwoodhole&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Questions: Counterpoint</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We decided to submit our Valentine&#8217;s Day questions to our friend Maxwell, a senior who is the lead singer, upright bass player, and principal songwriter for Hell City Sinners.
The Longwood Hole:  A wise Italian-American philosopher recently offered this sage romance advice: “Jacuzzi, bedroom, take of business.” What role, if any, does the Jacuzzi play in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&blog=8901489&post=909&subd=thelongwoodhole&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Questions for the Longwood Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay &#8211;  as the title of this post may suggest, for this Valentine&#8217;s Day weekend, we posed a few questions to Megan and Jenni of the Longwood Look.
One quick preface:  We may have just kinda rushed one of them to hurry up and finish her answers so we could get it all on the blog [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&blog=8901489&post=906&subd=thelongwoodhole&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The J.D. Salinger Flowchart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<title>University Delays Throughout the Years</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/01/university-delays-throughout-the-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were walking through the snow in Farmville this Sunday when,  at 2:03 PM, we heard from all directions an animal howl:
&#8220;A!@#!@#TXCVE%Y%^UTNBVGW@$@EFVVS%^$&#38;$%^&#38;@!!@#!@#!@~!@GC X!!!!!&#8221;
It came from dorms and apartments, campus facilities and professors&#8217; houses.  It was the sound of those who had just read the email from Time Pierson that said, despite the ten inches of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&blog=8901489&post=891&subd=thelongwoodhole&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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