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		<title>NOTICE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog is now under new management.  A full explanation to come on Monday.  Have a blessed weekend!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=948&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>· · · — — — · · ·</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/06/%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%e2%80%94-%e2%80%94-%e2%80%94-%c2%b7-%c2%b7-%c2%b7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest readers, Our office is under siege.   A great blast this afternoon nearly knocked the front door from its hinges.  Phone lines have been disconnected, cell phones are jammed,  and we suspect our wireless connection &#8212; which we have been using illegally &#8212; will soon be disabled, too. As we prepare for the imminent breach [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=941&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GLORIOUS WAR!</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/04/glorious-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LU Report fired back today.  Good stuff, especially if your definition of good stuff is craven lies and somber elitism! Let us not forget the words of Plato:  &#8220;Only the dead have seen the end of blog wars.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=938&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blog War</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/04/blog-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://longwoodhole.com/?p=933</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, we discussed something that made us glad &#8211; The General getting the nod.  Today, we&#8217;re going to discuss something that makes us both sad &#8212; and, also, very, very mad.  We&#8217;re talking, of course, about The LU Report. First of all, we&#8217;re entirely supportive of competition in the realm of Student-Run Blogs about Longwood.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=933&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, hell yeah!:  The General officially gets the nod</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ll try to stop referring to him as The General, since he wants to come to Longwood not &#8220;as a general, but as a university president.&#8220; Sounds like a plan.  We&#8217;re sincerely excited, and wish our future president all the best.  Tomorrow, we will begin batting around nickname ideas &#8212; leave your suggestions in comments [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=927&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brigadier General Patrick Finnegan will be Longwood&#8217;s next president</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/02/brigadier-general-patrick-finnegan-longwoods-next-president/</link>
		<comments>http://thelureport.com/2010/03/02/brigadier-general-patrick-finnegan-longwoods-next-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://longwoodhole.com/?p=917</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The rumor that a certain West Point Dean is encamped at the Hampton Inn in Farmville tonight is not the only reason we&#8217;re 10000000% certain that Patrick Finnegan will get the nod. The contest has been his to lose ever since he appeared on campus and dominated the Open Forum.   At that event, he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=917&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Questions: Counterpoint</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/13/valentines-day-questions-counterpoint/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We decided to submit our Valentine&#8217;s Day questions to our friend Maxwell, a senior who is the lead singer, upright bass player, and principal songwriter for Hell City Sinners. The Longwood Hole:  A wise Italian-American philosopher recently offered this sage romance advice: “Jacuzzi, bedroom, take of business.” What role, if any, does the Jacuzzi play [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=909&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Questions for the Longwood Look</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/12/valentines-day-questions-for-the-longwood-look/</link>
		<comments>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/12/valentines-day-questions-for-the-longwood-look/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay &#8211;  as the title of this post may suggest, for this Valentine&#8217;s Day weekend, we posed a few questions to Megan and Jenni of the Longwood Look. One quick preface:  We may have just kinda rushed one of them to hurry up and finish her answers so we could get it all on the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=906&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The J.D. Salinger Flowchart</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/02/the-j-d-salinger-flowchart/</link>
		<comments>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/02/the-j-d-salinger-flowchart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://longwoodhole.com/?p=898</guid>
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		<title>University Delays Throughout the Years</title>
		<link>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/01/university-delays-throughout-the-years/</link>
		<comments>http://thelureport.com/2010/02/01/university-delays-throughout-the-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelongwoodhole</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ridiculousness]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://longwoodhole.com/?p=891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We were walking through the snow in Farmville this Sunday when,  at 2:03 PM, we heard from all directions an animal howl: &#8220;A!@#!@#TXCVE%Y%^UTNBVGW@$@EFVVS%^$&#38;$%^&#38;@!!@#!@#!@~!@GC X!!!!!&#8221; It came from dorms and apartments, campus facilities and professors&#8217; houses.  It was the sound of those who had just read the email from Time Pierson that said, despite the ten [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thelureport.com&amp;blog=8901489&amp;post=891&amp;subd=thelongwoodhole&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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